A group of Young Republicans is demanding that Disney reverse their recent theme park price increases. Calling themselves the “Teacup Party,” they also claim to have evidence that Mickey is not an American citizen.
According to McAfee, Web surfers seeking information on Cameron Diaz face a 10% chance of contracting a virus or other form of malware. Those who search for Kate Hudson face a 96.4% chance of being referred to the official web page of the New York Yankees.
Former diamond idol Roger Clemens has been charged with obstruction of justice in baseball’s 2008 performance-enhancement drug scandal. Two counts of grand larceny for stealing a base in a 1983 playoff game were dropped for lack of evidence.
In Texas, a former Miss USA was arrested for shoplifting items from the cosmetics counter of a Target store. Witnesses told police that she attempted to distract the clerk by reenacting her pageant-winning “flaming baton” routine.
Belgium, whose one cat per 10 people makes it the world‘s feline capital, has vowed to sterilize all cats by 2016. By law, cat food sold in Brussels must contain what vets have nicknamed “morning-after-night-on-the-back-fence pills.”
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