The American Kennel Club has officially recognized three new canine breeds -- The Icelandic Sheepdog, The Cane Corso and Leonberger. Barely missing the cut was the Hiltipoo -- a Maltipoo Paris Hilton had bred especially to bite William Shatner.
Fox News will now occupy the empty seat in the White House Press Room formerly occupied by Helen Thomas. The self-described fair and balanced news outlet won the coveted front-row seat by barely edging out Telemundo and the Home & Garden Network.
When British environmentalists from Greenpeace protested the U.S. Gulf coast fiasco by blocking entrances to BP filling stations, the demonstrators were quickly disbursed by company enforcers using BP’s infamous “top kill” process on the leader.
After extensive research, behavioral scientists concluded that men wearing red are more attractive to women as prospective mates. The study began after one of them noticed that every time Larry King wore red suspenders on his show, he immediately acquired another wife.
Alarmed by its steadily declining birth rate, Iran will pay women $900 for each child as well as $90 per month college tuition. Which has to come as good news for the West. You can rule out any of them learning how to make a nuclear bomb at MIT.
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