The bill for security at Chelsea Clinton’s wedding topped $200,000 -- half for the extra bodyguards and the other half to stop Barbra Streisand from harassing film studio heads who have refused to hire James Brolin.
In his new documentary, Oliver Stone claims that allegations of evil leveled against Fidel Castro, Hugo Chavez, and Mahmoud Ahmadinejad have been exaggerated. He admits that all three were behind the Kennedy assassination, but other than that…
Under the terms of a new bill signed by the California governor, Ronald Reagan’s birthday is now an official state holiday. Mexico is reportedly about to adopt one of Reagan’s most famous quotes as its official motto -- “Tear down that wall!”
The American Heart Association has eliminated breathing into the victim’s mouth when administering CPR. They also advise that, in cases where a defibrillator isn’t available, doctors may shock patients just as effectively by playing a recording of Mel Gibson.
The long-anticipated divorce trial of L.A. Dodgers owners Frank and Jamie McCourt gets underway soon. Frank is expected to challenge the couples’ pre-nup, under the terms of which she gets the houses, the cars, and the bank accounts and he gets a lifetime supply of Dodger Dogs and weekends with Tommy LaSorda.
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