Following in the footsteps of his soon-to-be mother-in-law, Levi Johnston is running for mayor of Wasilla, Alaska. In fact, he's so confident he'll win, he already has his acceptance speech written on the palm of his hand.
The cover story of the inaugural issue of Eulogy Magazine which addresses the topic of death and dying salutes the Boy Scouts of America. Its members now earn merit badges by helping little old ladies cross over.
Airline industry analysts now concede that there were plenty of signs that cash-strapped Mexicana Airlines was going bankrupt. After they had to sell off all their ramps, passengers boarded by crawling up the emergency chute.
Last week, China officially passed Japan as the world's second richest nation. The land of the Rising Sun is reported to be totally humiliated -- now even Tibet can manufacture a car with brakes that don't fail going downhill.
The Little League World Series, being played this week in Williamsport, Pennsylvania, is a lot more like the major leagues than anyone imagined. Yesterday, three players were disqualified for using puberty-enhancing drugs.
Crowned in front of millions of TV viewers in 54 countries, the contestant from Mexico won this year's Miss Universe Pageant. On a less triumphant note, earlier in the day, Miss China was disqualified after testing positive for MSG.
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