SIGNING OFF... Legendary mime Marcel Marceau has died at age 84.
[] The cause of death has not been determined, but his body was discovered in an airless glass box.
[] Police reported that neighbors believed they heard several pleas for help: "________!" "________!" and maybe "________!"
[] Fans worldwide paid tribute to him with a moment of noise.
HARLEY HAR HAR... George Clooney suffered a broken rib in a New Jersey motorcycle accident, following which three female bystanders promptly administered mouth-to-mouth resuscitation. He didn't need it, but why take a chance?
KICK START... According to a recent study, the age of the average motorcyclist in the US is 41. Life expectancy: 41 1/2.
RECALL... LED Zeppelin has reunited for a multi-city concert tour---jointly sponsored by Metamucil, Depends and Cialis.
FUHRER FUROR... The German government has reversed its decision not to allow Tom Cruise to film "Valkyrie" in Berlin because it's about a plot to assassinate Hitler. But only after Tom threatened to expose Marlene Deitrich as a Scientologist.
A Longtime Bob Hope Joke Writer Presents Daily Insightful Topical Satire Of Current Events (Illustrated) Plus Rare Photos From Hollywood's Bygone Era And Excerpts From THE LAUGH MAKERS By Robert L. Mills -- Color Photos From the Book and Rare Classic Vintage Video Clips! Send Your Show Biz Questions to "ASK BOB" at: TheLaughMakers@GMail.com
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