[] Scott McClellan steps aside as White House Press Secretary. Bush cites his "class and integrity."(USA Today 4/20)
Then honored Scott by signing a presidential directive that he could claim that McClellan Air Force Base was named after him.
[] Fox talk show host Tony Snow is mentioned as a possible replacement. (USA Today 4/20)
Which would be the first time that a press secretary's name matched his job description.
[] The F.B.I. is seeking classified documents in the possession of Jack Anderson when he died. (USA Today 4/20)
Seems Jack somehow got hold of a complete inventory of the frillies from Frederick's of Hollywood found in J. Edgar Hoover's closet after he died.
[] A global study financed by Viagra-maker Pfizer shows that people in Austria are the most satisfied with sex and people in Japan the least satisfied. (USA Today 2/20)
Which makes sense. Who would you rather sleep with----Arnold Schwarzenegger or Godzilla?
[] Bush's Marine One helicopter was grounded by a problem with its radio. (USA Today 4/20)
Seems it was leaking the names of C.I.A. spies to the helicopter owned by Bob Novak.
[] The Journal Nature reports the discovery of fossils from a primitive snake with two legs in the Patagonia region of Argentina. (USA Today 2/20)
Scientists hope to find out exactly when the first one evolved into a lawyer.
[] "Momma Mia!" has grossed $1.6 billion worldwide. (USA Today 4/20)
Momma mia!
[] An 84-year old woman won $10 million at Harrah's Casino in Atlantic City. (USA Today 4/20)
It was the largest payoff ever on a slot machine with an orthopedic handle.
[] Deaths in the U.S. declined by 50,000 last year. (USA Today 4/20)
Actuaries credit better medical treatment, healthier lifestyles and the retirement of Siegfried and Roy.
[] Elvis's first house in Memphis is up for auction on eBay. (USA Today 4/20)
Actually, it's a lookalike house, but a very convincing one.
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