[] The Ku Klux Klan will hold a June 10 rally at Antietam National Battlefield in Maryland. (USA Today 4/28)
Authorities uncovered the plan when the Bed Bath & Beyond in Sharpsburg sold out their entire supply of king size white sheets.
[] A Harvard student's first novel "How Opal Metha Got Kissed, Got Wild and Got a Life" was pulled from the shelves when "similarities" to two novels by Megan McCafferty were discovered. (USA Today 4/28)
Publisher Little Brown says the book will be retitled "How Opal Metha Got Kissed, Got Wild, Got a Life and Got Caught."
[] Organizers of the May 1 mass walkout call it "Gran Paro"----a day without immigrants. (USA Today 4/28)
It's estimated that the idle leaf-blowers in Southern California alone will save $1.3 million in gas.
[] The Iraq war has stalled the housing market which had flourished briefly after the downfall of Saddam. (USA Today 4/28)
To compound the sluggish sales, the insurgents keep shooting down the Re-Max hot air balloon.
[] Incoming Italian Prime Minister Romano Pradi vows that U.S.-Italy ties will remain strong. (USA Today 4/28)
Even though he disapproves of the war in Iraq, the U.S. presence in Afghanistan and the Sopranos.
[] Bush flew to New Orleans with his entourage to help Katrina victims rebuild. (USA Today 4/27)
The last time Republicans appeared with that many blacks, they were selling them.
[] Capping four months of speculation, Bret Favre announced that he will return to the Green Bay Packers for his fifteenth season. (USA Today 4/27)
The promised offer of a "Something About Mary" sequel just never came through.
[] European scientists have discovered that starlings have the ability to learn and use basic grammar. (USA Today 4/27)
As you've probably noticed when one of them drops a dangling participle on your windshield.
[] Justice Scalia suggested that if condemned inmates are allowed to object to the method used to kill them, they'll all appeal. (USA Today 4/27)
Which Tony refers to as "Mary Queen of Scots Bellyaching."
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