After seven years of what appeared to be an idyllic marriage, Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony are calling in the divorce lawyers. This is Jay-Lo's third go-round in Cupid's Rumpus Room. Apparently, she's in the habit of adding a "butt" after her promise to love, honor and obey.
A contestant on the Jerry Seinfeld-produced "The Marraige Ref" has filed suit against Jerry for breaking up his marriage. Seinfeld admitted that the show almost broke up his own marriage, too. Mrs. Seinfeld happened to see it once.
A study commissioned by the Robert Wood Johnson Founbdation revealed that obesity rates in the South are reaching catastrophic levels -- to health,
well-being and lifespan. They're really packing on the pounds down there. Just last week, they had to punch three more holes in the Bible Belt.
A 747 taxiing on the runway of the Dallas-Ft. Worth Airport clipped the tail on a smaller regional airliner. The FAA, trying to put the most positive spin on the incident, explained that they were just trying to mate.
The Discovery Channel is gearing up for their much-anticipated annual "Shark Week." Viewers will notice an added bonus this year. They've added toxic mortgage brokers.
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