Fish & Game officials are investigating why hundreds of blackbirds suddenly fell from the sky near Little Rock, Arkansas. Eye-witnesses reported that several hours earlier they had begun packing up their cares and woes while singing low and waving.
With a $189 million budget, Oprah Winfrey has launched her own cable network called OWN. Show hosts include Sarah Ferguson, the Duchess of York and country singer Shania Twain. Larry King’s show “No Flowers, Please!” will feature no guests -- just Larry lying in state.
Calling his career with the Minnesota Vikings “a wonderful experience,” quarterback Brett Favre announced his third and final retirement. He’ll take a short vacation before reporting for his new job as a genitalia photographer at the Mayo Clinic.
Australia is experiencing its worst flooding in 150 years, covering an area in Queensland larger than France and Germany. Yesterday, the water level reportedly reached all the way up to Olivia Newton-John’s hyphen.
While violent crime in Los Angeles declined in 2010, crimes against celebrities rose. Yesterday, I saw a guy on Sunset Boulevard selling “Maps to the Stars Home Invasion Robberies.”
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