After marriage, Prince William and Kate Middleton have vowed to live a normal life without servants and the usual trappings of royalty. And in the interest of following a more healthy lifestyle, they’ve already canned several Beefeaters.
An investigation has revealed that Lindsay Lohan’s recent altercation with an attendant at the Betty Ford Clinic arose after the staffer hummed “You’ll Take a Stairway to Paradise” every time someone mentioned the Twelve Step program.
After swine flu cases in Ireland tripled, epidemiologists discovered that the H1M1 virus has not only acquired an immunity to alcohol but developed a definite preference for Baileys Irish Cream and Bushmills.
Redevelopment officials in Liverpool, have announced plans to demolish the birthplace of Ringo Starr. The home on Madryn Street was taken off the market after no buyer could be found who had any use for a yellow submarine dock.
Police departments nationwide are investigating the alleged use of illegal performance-enhancing steroids by their officers. The trend began several years ago when one of them discovered the drug while guarding the locker room at Yankee Stadium.
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