Despite much evidence to the contrary, Paula Abdul continues to deny that she has a drinking problem. Which is perfectly understandable. How can something you’re so good at be a problem?
Three professors at Istanbul’s prestigious Bilgi University were sacked for allowing a student to make an on-campus porn film for his master’s dissertation. What a shock. Who knew the Kardashians spoke Turkish?
Last week, fans celebrated what would have been Elvis’s 75th birthday. They‘re all getting up there. His “look-alikes” have been replaced by “stroke-alikes.”
The crew of an icebound Russian trawler are trapped aboard their ship until the spring thaw reaches the Sea of Okhotsk -- a popular vacation destination which Russians know best from its TV jingle, “It’s Okhotsh, B’Gosh!”
A British company has developed a laser gun which could be used by international seamen to blind Somali pirates without killing them. Wouldn’t it be cheaper to put some Hollywood paparazzi in a speedboat and tell them the pirates are celebrities?
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