Pat Robertson told reporters that he favors the decriminalization of marijuana. And all these years, we thought by “Praise Jesus!” he meant honor the lord. Now we find out it was Jesus Martinez, his dealer.
The long-awaited Beatles Museum opened in Buenos Aires. The formal dedication ceremony included a speech by the mayor and a rendition of a special number penned for the occasion by Paul McCartney called “Don’t Cry For Me, Yoko Ono.”
Customs agents at LAX arrested a man attempting to smuggle cocaine-filled Easter eggs. He would have gotten away with it too, if the nose on his bunny suit wasn’t twitching more than a real rabbit’s.
Researchers in Israel discovered that female tears contain a chemical substance whose aroma lowers a man’s sexual desire. However, the effect is the exact opposite when the tears are delivered beneath fluttering eyelashes.
John Madden was recently appointed to the NFL’s Safety Advisory Panel and got off to a less-than-impressive start. While showing the other panel members how to operate the Tele-Strator, he sprained his wrist.
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