Several Christian groups are demanding an apology from President Obama who told an audience that our national motto is “E Pluribus Unum,” “From many, one” instead of our actual motto “Misplacitum Rentoremus Alia Exito,” “Lost our lease -- Everything must go!”
President Obama caved in to the GOP and extended Bush’s tax cuts. Looks like he can be talked into anything. Even Michelle got him to blame basketball for his split lip instead of rough sex.
The US Treasury will withhold $110 billion in newly designed $100 bills until errors caused by a crease in the linen paper is corrected. The mistake had gone undetected until an alert employee noticed that Benjamin Franklin looked more like Eretha Franklin.
A judge in LA ruled that the McCourts’ prenup is invalid so ownership of the Dodgers is still uncertain. To complicate matters, documents have turned up that indicate Tommy Lasorda may have sold the team to Fernando Valenzuela.
Refunds were offered after a recent preview showing of “Spiderman” left cast members hanging on wires and backdrops frozen in place. Worse, the spotlights blinked on and off and began shining on celebrities in the audience.
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