Eight patrons were trapped in a North Yorkshire, England pub for over a week after snowdrifts buried The Lion Inn. Two were British civil servants, five were Scottish tourists and one was a Chilean miner.
A leading cardiologist warns that heart attack deaths increase by 35% in December. Choking deaths also go up -- mainly people who try to swallow Aunt Martha’s 20-year old walnut & cherry fruitcake.
Vice officers recently discovered pedophiles hiding cameras in Barbie dolls to produce child porn. Nothing new. Several years back, Ken hid a camera in Barbie’s hair to expose her affair with Buzz Light Year.
In Paris, a retired electrician was found with 271 Picasso paintings. He claims they were payments for administering shock treatments to scramble the faces of his models.
A court in Nigeria has indicted Dick Cheney on war crime charges. May be just a legal maneuver, though. They’ve already offered to exchange Cheney for Wesley Snipes.
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