Starting in January, Amtrak will allow passengers to bring concealed weapons on board. What were they thinking? May be time for them to take another peek at “Butch Cassidy & the Sundance Kid.”
Officials in major countries were stunned when the 2022 World Cup matches were awarded to tiny Qatar which is so small each visiting team will be awarded a free bonus goal just for finding it.
Convicted cult leader Charles Manson was discovered by guards using a cell phone. Seems he had taken advantage of Verizon’s new “cellblock-to-cellblock” package which includes a handsome striped case, call-from-the-governor waiting and no roaming charges.
Along with Oprah Winfrey and Robert Redford, former Beatle Paul McCartney was recently feted at the Kennedy Center Honors. In a related story, Ringo was presented with the coveted “High Hat” award from the Association of NFL Drum Majorettes.
In an effort to raise the sophistication level of their customers, 7-Eleven will soon feature their own house wine from Napa’s Cherrywood Cellars. It will come in a bottle, a box or a Slurpee.
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