For the first time, a six-pound Chihuahua managed to pass the exam to become a police dog in Japan. Officials say “Momo” will be used to search cramped spaces during earthquake rescues and to pat down Paris Hilton’s Chihuahua at the airport.
Based on to recent discoveries, anthropologists now believe Neanderthal Man enjoyed a robust sex life. Evidence included DNA samples, bone fragments, and a message carved on the wall of a cave that said “For a good time, smoke signal Oggette.”
An executive from BP recently told reporters that gulf shrimps and oysters suffered no harm from the oil well leak. No harm? Last week, a New Orleans gas station attendant told me I was three shrimps low.
A number of oil paintings seized by the Nazis as “decadent” were discovered stored in a Berlin attic. Among the artworks found were “Whistler’s Jewish Doctor,” and Salvador Dali’s “Melting Swastikas.”
An auto dealer in Florida is offering truck buyers a free AK-47 with their purchase. Good luck. Young males can join the Army, drive a Humvee with plenty of AK-47s and shoot people legally.
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