One of Chicago’s favorite sons, former Bear quarterback Jim McMahon has tested positive for game-related memory loss. His condition came to light when he couldn’t remember the names of the dead people he cast votes for in the last election.
The entire Beatles song catalogue is available for the first time on iTunes. Several songs have been re-mastered for younger listeners -- like “Will you still love me when I’m 64?” is now “… when I’m 87?”
The o,nce profitable sleaze rag National Enquirer Magazine is in Chapter 11 bankruptcy. According to court records, the magazine has assets of $22.3 million and owes 458,671 retractions.
Two hundred buffed and ready seniors recently competed in L.A.’s 20th Annual Senior Olympics. Events included the “50 Meter Cane Relay,” the “Cross-Country Catheter Carry” and the “100 meter Hop, Skip and Wheeze.”
Holiday Inns nationwide have been given a billion dollar upgrade.
The new amenities include in-room I-pods for businessmen, complimentary video games for the kids, and the rock star suites come pre-trashed.
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