A man was found guilty by a Malaysian court of attempting to smuggle several endangered boa constrictors out of the country. Flight attendants became suspicious when he kept asking if any menu items in Tourist included live rats.
Delaware Sen. Candidate Christine O’Donnell may have political ambitions far beyond the U.S. Senate. This week, asked about her future plans, she told reporters, “I dream of someday winning the Oval Office and traveling the world on Broom One.”
An over-eager visitor to a Dodge City, Kansas Wild West theme park almost died after “testing” a noose used to hang cattle rustlers. In keeping with the cowboy theme, paramedics defibrilated his heart using two hot branding irons.
Southwest has purchased Air Tran in a merger they promise will improve service. It will use the planes formerly owned by Air Tran to ferry passengers back to their original destination after Southwest pilots overshoot the runway.
The AMA has a new website designed to help Americans suffering mental breakdowns during the recession. Their first advice usually is “Remove the Uncle Sam costume, the racist face paint and the tea bags hanging from your hat.”
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