The Justice Department has determined that Muslim terrorists are using Facebook to communicate with supporters and other terrorists. The FBI now looks for anyone on Facebook whose list of friends includes 70 virgins.
A nun serving in a convent near Paris credits prayers to Pope John Paul II for curing her Parkinson’s disease. He doctors confirm it was either the pope or the Miracle-Gro she used on the convent’s prize petunias.
Plans are underway to build a high-speed bullet train that will carry tourists from Moscow to the French Riviera. French cabbies are studying World War II documentaries to brush up on their Russian obscene hand gestures.
Having completed his prison stretch for staging illegal dog fights, Michael Vick is now Philadelphia‘s first string quarterback. His parole officer okayed the move after concluding that eagles differ enough from fighting cocks so as not to provide a temptation.
Concluding a lengthy study, researchers warn that babies whose mothers overeat during pregnancy are often prone to obesity. The AMA has condemned fast food menu items that target pregnant women such as McDonald’s “Big Mom.”
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