Ending weeks of speculation, U.S. Ryder Team captain Corey Pavin has picked Tiger Woods -- but not without certain restrictions. For instance, throughout the tournament Tiger must wear a specially-designed GPS device that sounds an alarm whenever he gets within 50 feet of a bimbo.
According to a recent study of religious migration, the Amish appear to be moving further west from their original home in Pennsylvania. In fact, one researcher recently observed an Amish teen off the coast of Malibu hanging X.
The makers of Botox were fined a record-breaking $600 million by the FDA for selling the toxic substance intended for sub-dermal injection, for illegal purposes. Maybe you’ve seen the new product on the hardware store shelf -- “Bed-Bugs-Away”?
Throughout the mid-east peace talks hosted in Washington by U.S. Secretary of State Hillary Clinton with Netanyhu and Abbas, $4000 Armani suits appeared to be the uniform-of-the-day. And the men were well-dressed, too.
According to reliable reports, USC legend Reggie Bush may be forced to return his Heisman Trophy. First O.J. and now Reggie. If that weren’t shocking enough, there’s evidence emerging that Heisman himself may have been running a Ponzi Scheme.
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