Las Vegas hotel and casino magnate Steve Wynn notified Paris Hilton that she’s no longer welcome at any of his establishments. Can you blame him? If there’s one thing Vegas doesn’t need, it’s a reputation for self-indulgent, illegal behavior.
In the steamy Dodger divorce trial, Jamie McCourt has not denied testimony that she carried on a long affair with the chauffeur. It’s not clear when the trysts took place, but next season Frank may do away with the seventh inning stretch.
Canadian Mounties foiled a plot by a former contestant on “Canadian Idol” to blow up a church with sticks of plastic explosives strapped to his body. The Pakistani immigrant claims he was told that he’d be greeted in heaven by 70 virgins and Paula Abdul.
As expected, the Unites States basketball team handily defeated Iran in the first round of the World Championships. No surprise here, but the big question is does Iran have the long-range 3-pointers they’d need to eliminate Israel?
Recently, the Miami Dolphins suspended a practice game to search for a diamond earring lost in the Astro-turf by a prominent running back. Embarrassing, but not quite as bad as the Yankees canceling batting practice to search for Kate Hudson’s ankle bracelet.
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