A Los Angeles Department of Public Health study found that only 61% of kitchens in private homes could pass the standard health inspection required of restaurants. They recommend using a sneeze guard while dishing up salads.
The thirty-three men trapped in a Brazilian mine reported to rescuers that many of them are suffering from athletes foot and that the mine is starting to smell like a locker room. Must be true. Kate Hudson is dating two of them.
The AMA cautions that gastric band surgery may not be advisable for obese patients under 18. An alarming number of them told interviewers that they thought Gastric Band was a rock group and that they were signing up for concert tickets.
An attorney in Cape Cod helped police corner a purse snatcher who had fled into a nearby backyard. William Keating told officers it was pure luck that the thief picked the same alley as the ambulance he was chasing.
The pastor of an Anaheim, CA church called for his followers to get a tattoo during Sunday services to profess their faith. One couple chose a joint Last Supper -- seven disciples on him and five on her.
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