According to the CDC, patients without health insurance now spend an average of over four hours in hospital ERs waiting to be seen by a doctor. In fact, it’s so common, several hospitals have reported an infestation of gurney bugs.
Marking the start of their tenth anniversary season, producers of “American Idol” announced that they’ve signed three of the trapped miners.
Following the record purchase of Burger King for $3.26 billion, Lindsay Lohan, Amy Winehouse and Charlie Sheen made an offer on In-And-Out Burger. They plan to rename it “In-And-Out of Rehab Burger.”
According to a recent study, many heart bypass patients report that the surgery effected their taste. Most complain that after you’ve had your chest split open, it’s hard to enjoy oysters on the half shell.
An evangelical church pastor in Arkansas has announced that he plans protest the inhumane treatment of super models by burning a copy of Womens Wear Daily.
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