A Jet Blue cabin steward arriving in New York from Pittsburgh assaulted a passenger, cursed at her over the PA system, and escaped down the plane’s emergency slide. He later admitted that he had overreacted when the woman failed to return her tray to the locked and upright position.
The British Parliament, in an effort to curb the rising cost of socialized health care, may pass some new laws limiting benefits. Apparently they’ve forgotten what happened when they decided to cut back on dental care.
Kellogg’s has launched “Pop Tarts World” in New York’s Times Square, offering visitors treats like “Ants on a Log” -- celery with peanut butter sprinkled with Wild Grape Pop Tarts… which is not expected to compete with New York’s popular “Rats in the Subway.”
The prestigious Princeton Review has named the University of Georgia the top party school in the nation. Which is guaranteed not to sit well with thousands of graduates who earned their RSVP at Arizona State.
Officials in Camden, New Jersey may be forced to close the city’s libraries due to budget shortfalls. New Jersey had to close all their libraries several years ago and it was six months before anyone noticed.
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