It now costs $316 for a family of four to visit Disney theme parks under their new fee schedule. The Mousketeer theme song has been officially changed to “P-R-I… C-E-Y… “
The E! Channel may produce an “American Idol” look-alike series featuring prison inmates as contestants. The judges haven’t been named yet, but front-runners reportedly include Lindsay Lohan, Charlie Sheen and Martha Stewart.
North Carolina highway workers painted a sign on the street near Southern Guilford High School to read: “SHCOOL CROSSING.” A press release issued by the State Employees Union states that “… the offending employee has been appropriately dissiplined.”
Pope Benedict XVI has refused to accept the resignations of two Irish bishops accused of shielding pedophile priests in their dioceses. No reason was given for the Holy Father’s favorable treatment of Bishops MacChrystal and Hayward.
A record number of American citizens are filing applications to repatriate to Great Britain. So far, most of those rejected either have too many teeth, can’t learn to drive on the left or are incapable of producing a stiff upper lip.
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