In St. Louis, rockers the Kings of Leon were forced off stage after being pelted with pigeon droppings. An ornithologist from the University of Missouri explained that since they don’t have webbed feet to applaud and can emit only a faint coo, it’s a pigeon’s only means of expressing approval.
Exposing America’s failing strategy in Afghanistan, Wikileaks released classified documents reminiscent of the Daniel Ellsberg papers that exposed the U.S. role in Vietnam. Several high ranking generals immediately condemned Wikileaks while bivouacking in Waikiki.
A man who held up a Swissvale, Pennsylvania bank wearing a woman’s blonde wig, fake breasts, a tight sweater and clown pants was arrested before he could drive away. On a brighter note, he’s been signed by Universal as the wardrobe designer on their upcoming bio-film “Lady Gaga Sings the Blues.”
A judge ruled that the once-popular Bratz Dolls, long enmeshed in a copyright suit, may return to the toy shelves. Mattel immediately hosted a gala Hollywood welcome home party attended by Barbie, Ken, and G.I. Joe as well as movie luminaries Buzz Lightyear, Slinky and Mr. Potato Head.
After decades of steady economic growth, Ireland’s international credit rating was recently downgraded by Moodys. Recovery efforts already underway include increasing exports, reducing taxes on businesses and shredding Snead O’Conner’s credit card at Harrods.
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