Evidence has emerged that Al Gore requested more inappropriate massages than previously reported. In fact, one massage parlor in Lower Manhattan advertises the “Global Warming Special -- guaranteed to melt your polar icecap.”
The Justice Department believes that several hundred FBI agents may have cheated on a recent exam. Supervisors got suspicious when they noticed almost all of them knew the number of founder J. Edgar Hoover’s account at Victoria’s Secret.
Oakland, California will become the first U.S. city to license large scale marijuana farms to grow medicinal pot. The announcement was made in Sacramento by the state’s newly-appointed Secretary of Agriculture, Willie Nelson.
The EPA wants legislation to outlaw designer shower-heads that are more powerful than allowed by government safety standards. According to current regulations, the spray must be less than that required to cause a supermodel to disappear down the drain.
The City of new York earmarked a half million dollars to eradicate the bed bug after a study revealed that the average New Yorker sleeps with more strange creatures than a hooker working a Star Trek convention.
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