RUG RATS... The jury in the Phil Spector case has reported to the judge that they are hung up. Not you're ordinary hung jury---they're actually tangled up in the defendant's hair.
CLUNKER BUNKER... Negotiators for General Motors and the United Auto Workers Union are reported to be close to an agreement. Unfortunately, what both need is Japan's---to stop producing better cars.
TRIGGER FINGERED... Fred Thompson visited a gun show in Lakeland, FL to apologize to the Gun Owners of America for his 2/3 voting record with the NRA in Congress. At least he's consistent. Fred packs a .38 caliber snub nosed revolver that's only 2/3 loaded.
ENVELOPE, PLEASE... New England Patriots coach Bill Belichick has been fined $500,000 by the NFL for using a cameraman to secretly tape opponents' signals. On a slightly brighter note for Bill, the cameraman won an Emmy on Sunday night.
JUICED... Barry Bonds' 756th record-breaking home run ball sold at auction for $752,467. It came with a certificate of authenticity and an autographed syringe.
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