I spent a glorious Valentines Day making mad passionate love for nine hours straight. That's the good news. The bad news? My wife just found out about it.
The formerly indomitable Tiger Woods ended up carrying winner Phil Mickelson's clubs at the A.T. & T. Pebble Beach Pro-Am, finishing a dismal 15th. The only real money he made came from his commercial endorsement of A.T.&T.'s child support and alimony app.
According to the latest college eligibility stats, U.S. high school students score the lowest in chemistry of any industrialized nation. It's gotten so bad, some prestigious Ivy League schools now waive the usual science prerequisites and accept "meth lab" experience.
Last week was New York's annual "Fashion Week" when top designers and their models gather to show off their latest creations. Biggest fans of the gathering are New York's subway rats who like to gnaw on the bones of models who slip through the sewer gratings.
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