Seventy-eight-year old Joan Rivers confided to CNN 360's Anderson Cooper that she has undergone 734 plastic surgeries. The reason she's counting is that as soon as she reaches 747, she's been offered a job as celebrity spokesperson for Boeing.
Two Princess cruise liners packed with passengers were suddenly stricken by a mysterious virus that stumped ships' doctors. WHO entomologists are trying to track the origin of the germs and so far are certain they're not from Italy because they stayed on the ships.
The National Assembly of the Republic of North Korea passed a measure forbidding the use of cell phones anywhere in the country. Loudest complaints came from North Korea's top fashion models -- now they have nothing to throw at their maids.
Rabbis nationwide were stunned by a report in the National Post that members of their congregations are secretly buying battery-powered sexual aids online. Favorite among the Jewish couples is FantasyWorld's "Hava Negila Massager." While it vibrates, it plays a disco version of Barbra Streisand's "Not Tonight I Have a Headache"
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