McDonald's is planning to reintroduce the once-popular McRib Sandwich at most of its
franchises. It's part of a new program designed to insure that no animal parts go to waste. In the
coming months, watch for the "McUdder" and the "McHoof."
L.A. firemen were called out to extinguish a blaze at the famed Magic Castle, the well-known
headquarters of the world's leading magicians. Three firefighters were treated for smoke
inhalation, two were levitated and one was sawed in half.
China's Ministry of Culture issued a blanket ban on all reality TV programming deemed to be
"overly entertaining." First to go was the widely popular "Survivor:Taiwan" in which contestants
voted off the island were shot.
According to a census of the earth commissioned by the United Nations, the world is now the
home of seven billion human beings. And do you think I can get just one of them to show up and
install my new cable TV?
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