Speculation among royal-watchers in London is that Prince William's new wife Kate Middleton may be with child. No confirmation from the palace, but tell-tale signs persist. The couple recently hired a morning sickness lady-in-waiting.
To curb the spiraling stats on pregnancy and STDs, New York now issues middle school students a life-style "risk card." Risks include heavy petting . . . pre-marital sex. . . oral copulation . . . and enrolling at Penn State.
Chanel has debuted a new perfume entitled "Jersey." Some may find the new fragrance vaguely familiar. It smells like Chanel No. 5 that's had a body floating in it.
The CIA monitors five million tweets a day looking for suspicious communications. They're constantly on the alert for buzz words that could mean trouble -- like "bomb". . . "Allah" . . . "jihad". . . "I.E.D.". . . "Snooki. . .
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