Google has introduced a newly-designed “smart” phone which they hope will replace the traditional wallet. Good luck with that. Where are high school kids supposed to hide the condom they carry around until they get to college?
Longtime assisted suicide advocate Dr. Jack Kevorkian died at the age of 80. He’ll be sorely missed. Now if we want to know about death we’ll just have to wait for the next Eddie Murphy movie.
Archeologists digging in Egypt have uncovered six more royal tombs they didn’t know existed. May not mean that much to you but George Lucas is already writing six more Indiana Jones sequels.
A settlement in the Schwarzenegger divorce is reportedly close, but Maria is driving a harder bargain than the housekeeperator expected. He likes her offer of $100 million, but he’s not about to promise to do windows.
The USDA has abandoned the age-old food pyramid that indicated the recommended amounts of fruits, vegetables and meat in the ideal diet. Now they’re using an icon that looks like a plate. They tried a pie chart but test subjects kept eating the chart.