Fresh from a stretch in stir on a firearms possession charge, NFLer Plaxico Burress will now do community service by preaching against carrying a gun. His advice to those who need to pack heat for self protection: Hire Plaxico Burress as a bodyguard.
Successful kids' author Robert Sayegh was recently ejected from a plane after he became belligerent with a cabin steward, describing the service he received using the f-word to modify an adjective. Maybe you've read Robert's most well-known book, "The F------ Little Engine That Could"?
The feds have mandated fewer calories and less fat in kids' cereals. Already, Kellogg's has "Saccerin-Frosted Rainbow Rye-Krisp," while Post debuted "Star Trek Strawberries and Sawdust" introduced by their new cartoon spokesman, "Cap'n Bland."
A charity auction recently collected a one million dollar bid for a private lunch with compu-mogul Warren Buffet. The winner was the guy who bid $1,500,000 to not have lunch with him.