During an interview in the current issue of Rolling Stone, Donald Trump actually describes the best orgasm he ever experienced. Before you get all excited, it had nothing to do with sex. It happened when he finally landed a sucker to buy the Trump Casinos.
The far-reaching effects of high gas prices are being felt in LA’s bars and restaurants. There are so few dinner guests along Rodeo Drive’s trendy trough trail, the snooty waiters have been reduced to being rude to each other.
Chrysler Motors has made the final payment on their $5.8 billion bailout loan from the U.S. Apparently, we didn’t have the money long, though. The Chinese ambassador sent Chrysler a thank you note.
A $215 million theme park outside of Beijing is expected to be open by summer. Based on the popular Asian franchise “Miss Kitty,” its most popular ride is expected to be the “Spin-O-Rama” in which kids 7 and older will be allowed to experience weightlessness at speeds up to 75 mph inside of a giant hair ball.
This year marks the 125th anniversary of the world’s most popular soft drink, Coca-Cola. However. when the first bottle of coke was opened on July 4, 1886, it wasn’t used to drink but to drop Mentos into to create the semblance of fireworks.
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