On Sunday, following a centuries-old sacred ritual, thousands of pilgrims from many nations all over the globe excitedly gathered to follow a time-honored and hallowed tradition. But enough about Prince William's wedding.
Two men paid a new York cabbie $5,000 to drive them 2448 miles to Los Angeles from LaGuardia Airport. The record-setting journey burned through 111 tanks of gas, 30 quarts of oil and 594 Christmas tree air-fresheners.
Believed to be a first, a popular fitness gym near Madrid has received permission from city health officials to offer classes in the nude. Members who are prone to embarrass easily are allowed to wear specially-designed spandex fig leaves from Speedo.
A survey by the National Automobile Club shows that most Americans believe that drivers reaching age 80 should be re-tested behind the wheel. Starting with a test to confirm that they can still see over it.
A survey conducted by USA Today reveals that only 45% of employable Americans actually have jobs. Not having a job not only makes it difficult to buy things, but even worse, people don't know what to print on the back of their bowling shirt.