MONDAY, April 4, 2011

Ivana Trump is writing a tell-all book about her ex-husband that could derail his plans to run for president.  In the book, she alleges that Don buys his hair pieces from a fur trapper in the Yukon Territory. 

Kirsty Alley accused George Lopez of being an alcoholic.  Then George accused Kirsty of dancing like a pig on “Stars.”  Then Kirsty demanded that George return his donated kidney to its original owner.  And that was just at the weigh-in for the new season of “The Biggest Loser.”

A Radio Shack in Boseman, Montana offered a free shotgun to customers who signed up for Satellite TV.  The idea backfired, though, when one customer used the gun to empty a load of buckshot into the installer who was 7 ½ hours late.

A fight broke out in the parking after the season-opener between the LA Dodgers and the San Francisco Giants.  It’s become a real north-south feud.  The Dodger fans were wearing pillow cases with eye-holes.

President Obama threw out the first ball at the Washington Nationals opener.  The ball looked like It was heading for the strike zone until John Boehner ran onto the diamond and deflected it.