CBS sent Charlie Sheen an 8-page letter terminating his services, citing violation of the morals clause in his $1.2 million per-week contract. It gets even worse. The California Department of Employment notified him that benefits will be denied unless he produces evidence that he’s actively looking for another job.
Facebook has released a new application which allows users to report friends who appear to be on the verge of killing themselves. In its first hour online, there were 67,134 alerts posted -- 46% of them reporting Charlie Sheen, but still…
Hall of Fame wannabe Pete Rose is divorcing his wife of 26 years. He’s still the same ol’ Charlie. Yesterday, he placed a $100,000 wager with his bookie on whether he’ll get odd or even weekend visitation with the grandkids.
The most expensive painting ever sold is Picasso’s $106.5 million “Nude, Green Leaves and Bust,” now on display in London. Actually, the only thing more expensive than “Nude, Green Leaves and Bust” is Tiger Woods‘, “Nude Mistresses, Greens Fees and a Busted Marriage.”
Engineers at Mazda recalled 66,000 sedans after reports that spiders were nesting in the gas tank intake vents which could the tanks to burst. On the plus side, some lucky Mazda owners reported getting up to 42 miles per spider.
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