Visitors were evacuated and the doors to the snake house at the Bronx Zoo locked after a cobra escaped from its cage. Keepers tried to coax the reptile out of hiding by playing the sounds of a wounded faun, a female cobra in heat and an ambulance siren.
The new Tiger Woods mobile phone app is his most useful yet. Along with a quick putting tip, the app causes the entire phone, when left unattended with a porn text clearly visible, to be rendered invisible to the owner’s wife or girl friend.
A North Carolina legislator has proposed a bill to declare stock car racing the official state sport. If passed, it will join “red” as the official state neck color and “barefoot” as the official word for pregnant.
R & B icon Chris Brown recently went postal during an interview on “Good Morning America,” tossing a chair through a window. If that weren’t bad enough, Dianne Sawyer was sitting in it at the time.
* Brown threw the chair after interviewer Robin Roberts repeatedly referred to Rihanna, the girl Brown was charged with beating up. Bad six months for Chris. He went from Chris Brown to Bobby Brown to Bobby Knight.
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