This year’s Miss America winner is the youngest since 1929. Seventeen year old Teresa Shannan told the judges her dream is to become a doctor and find a cure for cancer, to join UNESCO and help wipe out world hunger and to someday marry Hugh Hefner.
Some New York Catholics may have contacted hepatitis A from hosts passed out at Christmas mass. They should have realized the danger from the Nativity Scene -- the Three Wise Men were carrying gold, frankincense and penicillin.
A pilot was disciplined by United after he spilled a cup of coffee on his instrument panel and set off the radio‘s “I’m being hijacked!” distress call. When you think about it, if it was a cup of Starbuck’s, he was.
Simon Cowell was delighted when notified that he’s been granted a knighthood. But he’s a little nervous about reports that the queen will be on vacation in Scotland and asked Paula Abdul to perform the ceremony for her.
After 13 years, Golf Digest has severed all ties with Tiger Woods. On a brighter note, he’s been hired by Readers Digest to pen a monthly column called “Mistresses Say The Darndest Things!”
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