Debt-plagued MGM has green lighted a new James Bond film that will be released in 2012. The new film, a salute the coming-of-age of the Baby Boomer generation, will be entitled “The Man With the Golden Prostate.”
Archeologists from UCLA recently discovered a 6,000-year-old, fully-equipped winery in an Armenian cave. Graphologists translated a sign scratched on the wall that says “Owned by Ernest and Julio Kardashian.”
Producer Ivan Reitman announced that he’s preparing Ghostbusters 3.” May be a tad too late, though. Bill Murray will still be in it, but now he’s playing one of the ghosts.
Ted Williams, that homeless radio announcer discovered begging beside a freeway on ramp, now has a job with the Cleveland Cavaliers. And none too soon. He was reduced to holding up a sign that said, “Will announce your next dinner party if I’m allowed to stay.”
Guinness has recognized a British cat as the oldest in the world. The tabby is 39 and so old, he has an arthritic scratching post.
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