After years of experimentation, the Russians have developed a hybrid sedan powered by a mixture of gasoline and vodka. Not only economical, it’s quick, too -- goes from zero to sixty in 12 steps.
Officials in Qatar, site of the 2022 World Games, warn that alcohol and gay sex will be off limits for athletes. In fact, each team will be allowed only one gay on the roster to crochet holes in their goal net.
A current study on aging shows that many seniors keep their minds sharp by doing puzzles and brain-teasers. Most common puzzlers used are Trivia games, crosswords and remembering to deactivate the turn signal on the freeway.
Tufts University is experimenting with a program allowing students to bring dogs on campus to reduce the stress of final exams. Which will give students a new excuse -- “The dog ate my answers.”
Studies have shown that girls realize the benefits of being slender by the age of three. Products already cashing in include Nutri-Slim teething rings, Jenny Craig high-fiber Zwieback, and designer Dr. Denton’s.
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