The ultra-plush Emirates Palace Hotel in Abu Dhabi is displaying the world’s most expensive Christmas tree valued at $7 million and decorated with diamonds, emeralds, rubies and gold jewelry. It even has a real star on top -- not a star-shaped ornament -- an actual star, Elton John.
A pot grower in Berlin was caught with a six-foot tall marijuana plant he'd decorated as a Christmas tree. Suspicious authorities investigated further when they noticed it was flashing on and off by itself.
One of several caskets used in 1973 to bury JFK’s assassin, Lee Harvey Oswald, is up for sale. If you’re willing to pay a little bit more, you can get the one that he’s still in.
Blake Edwards, producer of the widely popular 1960’s Pink Panther movies has died in Hollywood at age 88. The cartoon character became well-known all over the world and especially in France where he was referred to as the “gay jungle creature.”
In a KFC-sponsored contest, an Ohio high-schooler won a $20,000 college scholarship for a tweet that best argued why she needed the money. However, the Colonel asked for his money back after learning she plans to major in nutrition.
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And now, our annual tradition to wish all of you Happy Holidays…
The 12 Frys of Christmas
On the 1st day of Christmas, my true love gave to me a "Partridge Family" HD-DVD
On the 2nd day of Christmas, my true love gave to me 2 refurbished Macs and a "Partridge Family" HD-DVD
On the 3rd day of Christmas, my true love gave to me 3 printer/fax, 2 refurbished Macs and a "Partridge Family" HD-DVD
On the 4th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me 4 CD stacks, 3 printer/fax, 2 refurbished Macs and a "Partridge Family" HD-DVD
On the 5th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me 5 gold upgrades... 4 CD stacks, 3 printer/fax, 2 refurbished Macs and a "Partridge Family" HD-DVD
On the 6th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me 6 flash drives flashing, 5 gold upgrades... 4 CD stacks, 3 printer/fax, 2 refurbished Macs and a "Partridge Family" HD-DVD
On the 7th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me 7 Googles goog-ling, 6 flash drives flashing, 5 gold upgrades... 4 CD stacks, 3 printer/fax, 2 refurbished Macs and a "Partridge Family" HD-DVD
On the 8th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me 8 Yahoos hoo-ing, 7 Googles goog-ling, 6 flash drives flashing, 5 gold upgrades... 4 CD stacks, 3 printer/fax, 2 refurbished Macs and a "Partridge Family" HD-DVD
On the 9th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me 9 Nortons sweeping, 8 Yahoos hooing, 7 Googles googling, 6 flash drives flashing 5 gold upgrades... 4 CD stacks, 3 printer/fax, 2 refurbished Macs and a "Partridge Family" HD-DVD
On the 10th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me 10 dial-ups creeping, 9 Nortons sweeping, 8 Yahoos hooing, 7 Googles googling, 6 flash drives flashing, 5 gold upgrades... 4 CD stacks, 3 printer/fax, 2 refurbished Macs and a "Partridge Family" HD-DVD
On the 11th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me 11 cursors dragging, 10 dial-ups creeping, 9 Nortons sweeping, 8 Yahoos hooing, 7 Googles googling, 6 flash drives flashing, 5 gold upgrades... 4 CD stacks, 3 printer/fax, 2 refurbished Macs and "Partridge Family" HD-DVD
On the 12th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me 12 wiggies wagging, 11 cursors dragging, 10 dial-ups creeping, 9 Nortons sweeping, 8 Yahoos hooing, 7 Googles googling, 6 flash drives flashing, 5 gold upgrades... 4 CD stacks, 3 printer/fax, 2 refurbished Macs and A "Partridge Family" HD-DVD
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