Tiger Woods has been stripped of his top position in the golf rankings by Britisher Lee Westwood. And it came early for Tiger this year -- he usually isn’t ejected from the driver’s seat until Thanksgiving.
… He's been busy texting his amended resume to 87 bimbos.
British meteorologists are predicting the coldest winter in ten centuries. They base this on barometric pressure, rainfall data, and the clincher was when Amy Winehouse emerged from rehab and saw her shadow.
Celebrating two decades on television, Jerry Springer got the highest honor his audience could bestow -- when he walked on stage, they threw Charlie Sheen at him.
Keith Richards’s memoir “Stone Me” is selling well even though numerous readers report a strange phenomenon. If it’s left by itself on a book shelf, it trashes the shelf.
Deported Russian spy Anna Chapman posed in her underwear for Maxim Magazine has landed another assignment. She’ll be the centerfold as “Miss Gulag” in the December issue of KGB Magazine.