As feared, New York’s infestation of bedbugs has reached the United Nations Building. But it may not be as bad as it sounds. In some Third World countries, bedbugs are referred to as “room service.”
According to stats compiled by the AKC, the most popular dog in the U. S. is the Labrador retriever. Among specific groups, the most appealing dog among male college students is the last girl in the bar at closing time.
A new study shows that people who put family ahead of their career come out ahead. Especially if their business is family-oriented... like shoplifting, Medicare fraud, or welfare scamming.
Chinese computer scientists have developed a high-speed memory chip capable of 2,500 trillion calculations per second. Only stumped once -- it’s been unable to correctly identify any of Nancy Pelosi’s original facial characteristics.
In response to the recent discovery that excessive use of laptop computers can damage the skin on the upper thighs, Toshiba has debuted their new “Cool Daddy 250” with a refillable radiator under the keyboard.