Barack Obama is reported to be furious with the Pentagon over the release of 400,000 classified documents by WikiLeaks. After several high-level meetings, the best solution the Joint Chiefs could come up with was -- Depends.
Fired NPR commentator Juan Williams signed a $2 million deal with Fox News -- after turning down a $1 million offer from CNN who wanted to team him with Rick Sanchez.
While explaining DNA evidence on TV, France’s Interior Minister said “genital fingerprints” instead of “genetic fingerprints.” Then he quickly denied that he was referring to Michael Jackson.
The Chilean miners are now faulting mine officials for refusing to send alcohol down to them to celebrate their rescue. They had to make do with the Jose Cuervo Gold they were able to hack out of the rock.
The High Court of Saudi Arabia has ruled that spousal abuse is legal as long as husbands leave no visible marks. Saudi lawyers call it the “Charlie Sheen Rule.”
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