There’s a rumor gaining credibility in the Capital that Hillary Clinton and Joe Biden may swap jobs. Washington insiders report that Joe told Obama he’d be happy to go along with it on one condition -- that he wouldn’t have to wear those ugly, bell-bottom pants suits.
In Tennessee, firemen stood by and watched a house burn down because the owner had failed to pay a $75 monthly fee. But you really couldn’t blame them -- they were completely out of quarters for their coin-operated hose.
The United Nations has appointed its first head of the Office of Outer Space Affairs. Malaysian Mazlan Othman won the job over hundreds of applicants after she convinced the Security Council that she knows Art Bell.
The FBI sent 750 agents to San Juan Puerto Rico to arrest 70 Puerto Rican police officers implicated in a drug smuggling ring. The sting operation resulted in the largest roundup of Puerto Ricans that didn’t involve baseball.
During a speech, Barack Obama’s presidential seal inexplicably dropped off the podium. FBI forensic experts discovered evidence of a curse, but despite intense questioning were unable to crack Christine O‘Donnell‘s alibi.
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