The municipal workers strike in France has resulted in piles of uncollected trash littering the streets of Paris. There’s so much garbage behind the restaurants, rats from Great Britain are flocking there on gourmet dining tours.
The latest statistics on internet use shows that 7% of the nation’s infants under a year old have their own e-mail address. The most popular e-mail server among the pre-day care set is “drooling.com.”
City fathers in Guadalupe, Mexico have hired a 20-year old co-ed as their new Chief of Police. In her defense, she was a straight-A student majoring in Drug Cartel Eradication at Mexico City’s prestigious University of Pancho Villa.
A thirteen year old from Brooklyn, New York has been judged the nation’s fastest-texting teen. She successfully beat out 25,000 contestants by texting the lyrics to “Old McDonald Had a Farm.” 48.6% of the losers misspelled “e-i-e-i-o.”
Mexican police cornered a group of drug cartel members and were videotaped knocking their teeth out. Witnesses thought it started when one thug said, “I don’ got to show you no stinkin’ bicuspids!”
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