Aging grid icon Brett Favre looked all of his four decades as he tossed three interceptions in the Vikings 10-14 loss to Miami. His reflexes have become so slow, even when celebrating with teammates he can only muster a medium five.
Countering massive budget cuts, Sweetwater CA’s Union High School now displays paid ads on their team buses, playing fields and band instruments. The PA announcer begins each game: “The coin toss is brought to you by the good folks at Foursquare Baptist.”
New England quarterback Tom Brady has signed the most lucrative contract in NFL history -- $60 million that will pay him $18 million annually. Which also makes him the highest-paid Brady not related to Florence Henderson.
The football coach at the University of Miami has forbidden his players to use Twitter during games. Couldn’t have come at a worse time. The majority of them were almost able to construct a grammatically correct sentence using at least 140 letters.
A security video camera in a Ferndale, Michigan 7-Eleven taped a man robbing the clerk disguised as Darth Vader. Witnesses described his voice as so convincing, police checked James Earl Jones’s alibi just to be on the safe side.
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