X-rays taken after Sunday’s game revealed that Reggie Bush had fractured a bone in his right leg. In view of his recent Heisman Trophy scandal, the dean of the U.S.C. School of Veterinary Medicine recommended that he be put down.
The DEA placed reception centers at over 4000 locations and encouraged patients to return their outdated medications. And none too soon. A recent study showed that Viagra tablets taken past their expiration date won’t even help a patient raise his hand at a PTA meeting.
Yankee ace Derek Jeter bought a mansion in Florida and has his penthouse condo on the market for $20 million. Amenities include a 30-foot lap pool, a sub-zero freezer and a doorbell that plays “New York, New York” while Kate Hudson answers the door.
A leading adult film producer has offered Octomom Nadia Suleman $500,000 to star in a one-hour porn video. The script is still being written but the title has been chosen: “Why All My Kids Have Different Fathers.”
British Army soldier Lance Corporal Katrina Hodge, 23, who won the Miss England crown in the Miss World contest, is returning to her military duties in Iraq. She’s a member of the elite 7th Royal Hot Babe Battalion, 114th Smile & Wave Brigade.
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